How Java Programmers “Feel” in 2013

My summary of general Java sentiment after attending JavaOne 2013.

“Everyone’s all excited that Java didn’t die. Yay! We made it!”

I feel about Java or my satisfaction

I’m proud

I wish to move to Scala/Groovy/Kotlin/Clojure/Ceylon

I wish to escape

I wish to use the most suitable solution, lang doesn’t matter

I don’t know